Thursday, August 19, 2010

Things That I Wish I Had The Nads To Say...

1. You have something in your teeth. It's been there since last week.

2. Stay out of my personal space. When you get too close to me I feel very stabby.

3. Stop letting someone else define who you are. It's very unattractive.

4. Leave him.

5. Treat your children as if they were precious not disposable.

6. I hate you so much that I can't even look at your car without throwing up in my mouth a little.

7. I don't want to act my age.

8. I hate that I can hate someone.

9. I would rather chew glass than eat your cooking.

10. I know you pooped in my bathroom and used all the toilet paper.


Sara said...

Ugh, I HATE when people are in my personal space. You know those people that always have to stand two inches in front of you and every time you try to inch backward slowly, they move forward and STAY next to you?

So. Fucking. Annoying.

PhoenixRising said...

I hate that you make me hate you too. And I hate that you drive a very common car, and I hate that I want to ram everyone who drives the same car as you, because I think they are as big of a prick as you.

phew. That felt good to release.

I appreciate your post. Let's get stabby together. Uh, I mean not to each other... just together... like back to back ... uh... LMAO

colbymarshall said...

heehee- love the last one!

alicia said...

Sara - I know Melanie and I have a mutual friend that insists on doing that every time you have a conversation with her. It is one of my biggest pet peve's. Not to mention... she has a face that you would prefer to look at from a distance. Right, Mel?

Melanie said...

Amen, sista!! That is the TRUTH. *sigh*