Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The "F" Bomb

Megan and I are standing in the kitchen last night and she starts singing the song "I Want To Be A Billionaire"...you know the song? No?

There's a line in it that says: "I want to be a billionaire so fricking bad..."

Only *I* always thought that the guy says: "I want to be a billionaire so f*ck!ng bad..."

Yes, I know, I'm charming AND ladylike all at the same time.

And that's EXACTLY what I thought Megan said...my 7 year old pretty, pretty princess dropped the freaking "F" bomb right in front of me.

That's the moment that I ran fuming to the garage in search of The Detective for an explanation of exactly WHY my pretty, pretty princess just said above mentioned word. To which he replied...through laughter, I might add...that the song does not drop the bomb but in fact says "fricking".

Oh.

Well, that's bad enough for me. Let's just say she will not be repeating the "F" bomb or any form of the "F" bomb ever again.

3 comments:

Tabitha said...

WELL. Where did she hear the song? On the radio, yes. It says freakin'. The song, however, un-radio-edited does drop the F bomb SEVERAL times. HAHA

Melanie said...

REALLY?!?! I KNEW IT! She heard her dad singing it along with the radio...she defended her dirty little mouth by saying:"BUT Dad said it!!!!"

Uh-huh.

Shuntae said...

Sorry, Mel...I totally laughed out loud reading this.