First, we have my personal favorite: Bacon Lip balm:
Now, the main problem I see with this product is that your lips would smell like bacon. I, personally, cannot resist bacon and might end up chewing my lips off which would be really inconvenient if you think about it.
Our next bacon themed product we have is Gummy Bacon!
The issue I have with this particular bacon themed product is the fact that it's strawberry flavored. Why would you develop gummy bacon and make it taste like strawberries?!? It's just wrong...it goes against everything I believe in.
Finally, we have the Bacon Air Freshener. Mmmmmm...smells like bacon, baby.
The only flaw I found with this bacon novelty is the fact that it isn't flavored as well as scented like the delicious bacon that it represents...I suppose we can't always get everything that we want though.
Remember: Enjoy your bacon responsibly!