See Melanie run! Run, Melanie, Run!
Or hobble, limp, and cry...whichever comes more naturally.
This is proof that I'm actually running. This is also proof that I'm in pain while I run and it also demonstrates why I needed to buy Body Glide for my combustable thighs. Alicia was in this picture also but this is about my humiliation, right? I don't need to post a potentially embarassing photo of her and lose my closest friend. You can thank me later, Lish, for cropping you out.
Look at my face...What possesses someone to do something that causes that expression?
Remember to shield the children from this sight. Spare the innocent, I beg you!