I ran 2 miles.
I mean, at one point I was "running" so slowly that I might as well have been walking.
I may actually be able to walk faster than I was running during that last 1/2 mile...
I definitely need new shoes because I think my baby toenail is getting loose.
But at least you can't smell me from where you are.
Things could be worse.
I RAN 2 FLIPPING MILES!!!!!