WOO-freaking-HOOOO!

I ran 2 miles.

Without stopping.

Just now.

I mean, at one point I was "running" so slowly that I might as well have been walking.

I may actually be able to walk faster than I was running during that last 1/2 mile...

Nah.

I'm schweaty.

I hurt.

I definitely need new shoes because I think my baby toenail is getting loose.

Gross.

But at least you can't smell me from where you are.

Things could be worse.

I RAN 2 FLIPPING MILES!!!!!